PhatBoing Slim
Q: How many fat people does it take to fill the seats of a bus which seats 100 people?
A: 100 quarter-fats = 25.
Q: Who's really fat?
A: Your mother probably is.
Q: Why did the fat man go to the gym?
A: Because, two weeks earlier, he got heartburn and it gave him a scare so he decided to change his slobbo ways.
Q: How many fat people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One in general, possibly 2 if the light is in a precarious place, or maybe if the person changing the lightbulb has to use nearby lights to locate the broken bulb, and then remain there while another person switches off the circuit breaker, plunging the two of them into darkness. No more than 2. Unless a third person is required to manage "burger duty".
A: 100 quarter-fats = 25.
Q: Who's really fat?
A: Your mother probably is.
Q: Why did the fat man go to the gym?
A: Because, two weeks earlier, he got heartburn and it gave him a scare so he decided to change his slobbo ways.
Q: How many fat people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One in general, possibly 2 if the light is in a precarious place, or maybe if the person changing the lightbulb has to use nearby lights to locate the broken bulb, and then remain there while another person switches off the circuit breaker, plunging the two of them into darkness. No more than 2. Unless a third person is required to manage "burger duty".
posted by JS at 2/21/2007 05:38:00 pm
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