DaddiesGot

Daddy's got a leather pouch
Daddy's got a leather pouch

It doesn't contain money
But it might contain jewels.

Daddy's got leather skin
Daddy's got leather skin

Years of solar tan abuse
Stopped moisture staying in

Daddy's got some leatherette
Daddy's got some leatherette

Vinylistic biker gear
But not the real thing


Daddy's got a leather jacket
Daddy's got a leather jacket

Tied around his belly waist
He Meat Loafs round the garden

Daddy's got leather shoes
Daddy's got leather shoes

No longer vegetarian
And he eats chicken too

Daddy's got a leather purse
Daddy's got a leather purse

He need not worry about the expense
Work will reimburse.