Sing a Song o' Failure, A Pocket Full of Why?

For Friar Cous-Cous - inspired by his portrait


Walk on riverside
Listen and see
How even the ducks are laughing at thee
And there the swans
White and proud
Even they laugh out loud

And now, at home
Emotio-prat
Mocked by the couch on which you are sat
Boredom brain fuckthrift
Sweaty veneer
Warning all females never to come near

Your useless frame
Crap and scrawny
Soon comes over angerhorny
When all of a sudden
Then and there
You embezzle your petitioning nutsacks bare

At bed time now
You lie and weep
And piss yourself awake from sleep.