Turkey Jerky – For Jim

Fuzzy wuzzy fuzzy wuz
No-one cooks like Granny duz

Toffee Slipper
Muff Surprise
Goathead Crumble
Herbal pies
Weasel steaks
Shank of Gasps
Moaning Fritters
Strangle Rasps
Mongtown Wellington
Pain à l’Anglais
Hanukkah Scream
Sluice of the Day
Ethnostew
Rotty Wings
Jesus Fudge
Gusset Minge
Homo Pud
Muscle Jerky
God-Damned Tenderloin
Shittled Turkey
Grin flambé
Goaded the Hole
Clotted Sick
Steam-broiled Goal
Discharge Hot Pot
Cake and Squidney Die
Leftfield Bake
Shepherd’s Lie
Brolly Haggis
Scouser Mash
Sanguine Rolls
And Voddy Hash

All these settled in my tum
Graknee u kook beta then mumm.