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When asleep at home, mechanimation
Provides persistent penetration
Up you

When all the household appliances
Behind your back have formed alliances
Against you

Freezer froze stiff cockatoo
Which microwave defrosted for you
To fry against your will young man
Despite you

Toaster branded you with smoulder glow
You are toaster’s bitch now
Owns you

Oven roasted your pups last night
They went woof alright alright
Without you

Dishwasher drowned the kitty alright
between the pots and glasses bright
To spite you

And just when you can take no more
What’s this the blender has in store?