Oh! Bees Itty!

Dealing with my morbid obesity has been surprisingly easy – I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I cut all foods out of my diet, instead living off only Kiwi fruits and Guinness Extra Cold. I have taken up darts for exercise and this, combined with a new year scag habit, has seen me shed the pounds like a footballer in Ladbrokes! I can see my ribs now, thanks cripes.