Glutton Dressed in 'Nam

Mutton dressed as glam
Beef clothed in ham
God says “damn”
And send himself to Hell

And as Jesus takes the keys
He drop them down the drain
“That’s insane!
I’ll not see Heaven again!”

But back down under
You Australian dog-faced wife
You cause strife
With your bearded face.

Peter Piper
Picked a Pope
I know he did
I saw the smoke

But not for long
At billabong
Skimming stones
With Johnny Wong

Spactastic spack
Spack-attack
Now whack-a-vole
Whilst fucked in hole.

To summarise:

McScunthorpe’s bailiffs
Repossess your Huey Lewis and the News videos
They’ll skull your mum next time
If you ain’t got the monkey.