Shakin Stevens says

Shakin Stevens says "dis ain’t leegaal tender maan."

Shakin Stevens says "can you see God yet?"

Shakin Stevens says "I like pudding. Almost as much as rape."

Shakin Stevens says "cousins are disgraceful."

Shakin Stevens says "pass the gravy? I AM the gravy, fuckhaus!"

Shakin Stevens says "I’m rich. If you don’t believe me, ask all my money."

Shakin Stevens says "gays are like apples. By that, I mean they’re all fruits, and they enjoy the cox.”

Shakin Stevens says "the burger’s cold I would like another thanks but warm please thanks"

Shakin Stevens says "it’s just another feminist. Pay no attention."

Shakin Stevens says deutsch

Shakin Stevens says "sausages can go to Hell. It says so in my bible."

Shakin Stevens says "that the man from Del Monte says that Simon says put your hands on your head master copy cat nap sack.”

Shakin Stevens says "I need your help to make the colour red more like my favourite colour: blue.”

Shakin Stevens says "charities are like dogs: hairy, loud, smelly when wet and in constant need of attention.”

Shakin Stevens says what Fred Savage does.

Shakin Stevens says "yes, I’ll have six of those briefcases, please. Actually no, I don’t need six. Make it one.”

Shakin Stevens says "ever wonder where babies come from? Babies come from rabies, and rabies comes from Hades, and Hades comes from ladies with rabies who give birth to babies with baby rabies.”

Shakin Stevens says "I have a large quantity of dogs. In both pockets."

Shakin Stevens says "your husband hit you? Really? Heh, I say, that’s good! Very good!”

Shakin Stevens says "it’s mime time. I mean when I’ve finished this sentence. When I finish this sentence, it’s mime time.”